You know, I’m pretty sure my soulmate is dead as well. Just as well as he was Chinese.
I’m down with the interacial thing and I’m down with the gay thing but I draw the line at being interacial and gay with a communist.
Your shameless humiliation of the self-shitters is derogatory, and without merit. We are a proud people, and we do not take kindly to jokes made about our uncontrollable bowl movements. I request an apology.
Are self shitters telekinetic or something? Or is it some kind of nervous tic? Either way it’s kind of weird that you can’t control your movement of bowls. It’s quite comical how you have no control of your bowl movements or your bowel movements. Clearly the the will of the universe is not without a sense of humor.